Tenants are Cray Cray
I hate it when tenants call with a maintenance issue & it goes a little something like this…
“MY FRIDGE IS LEAKING!@#!!1 I need someone out here ASAP!”
“Alright, so when did it start leaking?”
“Uhm, well I noticed it when I moved in.”
“When did you move in?”
“I’ve been here for about 5 yrs now.”
YEAH, I’M GONNA GET ON THAT RIGHT NOW.
Oh, wait, no I’m not. I’m gonna sit here with my scissors & cut off my split ends instead.


